SAY GOODBYE TO HEARING LOSS THIS CHRISTMAS.
Let's help connect you to Christmas!
Hear clear this year! The Christmas Bells are nearly ringing out, let’s make sure you hear them loud and clear! At Affordable Hearing we know the importance of hearing for connection. We understand how difficult and exhausting it can be when you can nearly but just not quite get hold of the ends of the words around you. We know that slight vibration of anxiety at the thought of being a burden, bordering on boring. Read on here or watch our short film about ‘Say Goodbye to Hearing Loss this Christmas’ HERE.
It might be you, not them!
Or maybe you’re the host of someone you love dearly but know that you will find them infuriating with their separation from proceedings? The guilt as they just won’t quite know what is going on because they can’t quite hear the proceedings? Knowing that they will be feeling a useless, lonely burden. Just not knowing how to find the time and patience to try to include them more?
Rediscover the joy of hearing and being heard. You can still pretend not to. At least you’ll have the choice! Are you dreading Christmas? The frowns and facial contortions of frustration as someone repeatedly shouts the same thing at you. Yet unlike the 3 men bearing unusual gifts, remaining none the wiser? The feeling of being the brunt of the joke rather than the creator? Being able to see others’ smiles and laughter but feeling like the ‘cousin of conversation, once removed’?
Or is it all about the charades?
Possibly you ‘lack of hearing’ fear this year is feeling you can’t join in the charades?
Wouldn't it be perfect to hear your grandchildrens' voices more clearly?
Or just to hear more cheer?
Do you need some hearing aids? Does someone you love need hearing aids? Are you, or they or really both of you, having to wait? NHS queues taking years? The other solutions unaffordable, out of reach? We hope we may have found you a solution! Refurbished, premium hearing aids. Hearing aids at a fraction of the cost, now, not in 2 years. Sound good? Almost as good as hearing the excitement around you this festive time?
Even fight over the remote control?
OK, so not all of the sounds of the coming together of friends and families in a big melting pot of young and old are fantastic. We did say all of our hearing aids have ‘off’ switches too – a proper promise!
Don't put up with hearing loss this Christmas!
Hearing the excited voices, your grandchildren, as they unwrap their presents? The joy and laughter. Discovering the magic Father Christmas has left behind in the night? OK, maybe not the sugar laden exhausted wailing towards the end of proceedings? You can turn all of our hearing aids off too. Promise. A lot of them via an app on your phone. So you can just be glancing at a message and ping, peace and calm returns. That’s as much of a ‘turn around and touch the ground’ promise as – we sell Affordable Hearing Aids!
Hearing loss at Christmas makes people feel isolated. It reduces their ability to connect into the joy of the season. These are things we know for sure! Let’s help you make sure you or someone you love don’t miss out on the joy of Christmas this year.
Let's make good hearing less expensive this Christmas time!
Christmas is already such an expensive time of year. Not reached the front of the NHS queue yet? Feel you have to put off getting hearing aids to afford all of the rest? Maybe hear in time for next year? That’s definitely an option. However, not a great one? We really want you to hear, here, this year (sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves – a little bit of rhyming silliness to lighten the mood). Messing around with words aside. This is actually something we have given a lot of thought. We put our pointy thinking caps (with bells) on.
We think we might have come up with an alternative. Much better than putting pancetta in the sprouts. Who thought that trick would work? They’re still sprouts! Our plan is nothing silly like that. We just think it would be a good plan to make hearing aids more affordable and accessible this Christmas. So, we have! From as little as £99.00 per hearing aid.
Christmas comes but once a year
Arghhh, don’t you just hate it when people state the complete and utter bleedin’ obvious. Although in this case it’s tricky to argue with, isn’t it? It really does only come once a year. Unlike the squabble over who gets the last purple quality street? We think you should experience it now. Live in the moment. Hear and take part in all around you? A 2 year NHS wait for hearing aids means another two years of being on the Christmas sidelines. Let’s get you back in the centre of things. Another great thing about our affordable, refurbished hearing aids is they’re nearly always in stock. Which means there’s still plenty of time to get you hearing loud and clear before the first corks of Christmas cheer are pulled.
Christmas is the season of good will to all people
I know we bang on about it but us helping you hear this Christmas will also help us help others hear around the world. With 50% of any profits going directly towards providing hearing aids and services where people have none. Let’s start with you in the centre of your family and spread a ripple of happiness and joy outwards around the world to help others hear too.
There's more than one present in Christmas
We really want you to experience every precious moment this Christmas. Not just the comedy jumper present, the present moments too as life presents them. Every moment only happens once, don’t miss any more of them. Please do get in touch with us in all the usual ways.
Phone: 0330 230 3333
Mail: info@affordable-hearing.co.uk
Meet: Here
There’s still time. Call us, we’re hopeful we’ll find you great hearing aids at a price you can afford. We’ll do our absolute best. He may be magical but we’d pit our chances of coming up hearing trumps over Santa any day.
